Manic Wear

While “Two in the pink, one in the stink” is indeed a bit crude, you might want to use some of these classier versions when telling people what the design on your new shirt means:

Two in the pleasure, one in the treasure.
Two in the friend, one in the end.
Two in the crack, one in the back.
Two in the kitty, one in the shitty.
Two in the moose, one in the caboose.
Two in the poon, one in the moon.
Two in the girl, one in the swirl.
Two in the gash, one in the stash.
Two in the twat, one in the balloon knot.
Two in the punanny, one in the fanny.
Two in the beaver, one to check for fever.
Two in the bush, one in the tush.
Two in the pink slot, one in the stink pot.
Two in the flap, one in the crap.
Two in the cunt, one to make her grunt.
Two in the fun, one in the bun.
Two in the giney, one in the hiney.
Two in the goo, one in the poo.
Two in the grass, one in the ass.
Two in the gutter, one in the turdcutter.
Two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
Two in the humper, one in the dumper.
Two in the junk, one in the trunk.
Two in her meat, one in her seat.
Two in the bank, one in the stank.
Two in the muff, one in the stuff.
Two in the cootie, one in the booty.
Two in the pocket, one in the chocolate.
Two in the slit, one in the shit.
Two in the sludge, one in the fudge.
Two in the snapper, one in the crapper.
Two in the snatch, one in the dingleberry patch.